I heard Dumb and Douche were planning on having some kind of fake wedding again but this time in a church.

People  reported this vomit-inducing news…so I am inclined to believe it. If it turns out these two had another FAKE wedding and are not really married then People is dead to me.

Before gagging on my Ramen noodles, I had an epiphany. These two might be like warts on the ass of the world but they are absolutely perfect for each other. So I guess true love really does prevail.