I thought I’d give you a little something to get the hideous images of Devendra Banhart and Sean Penn off your palate.

Presenting Chris Pine — I believe he is playing Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek film, honestly I couldn’t give a rat’s behind.

He is sooo fine. Actually, I would like to attack him with some eyebrow waxing strips before I jumped on that. I like a devilishy arched Jack Nicholson/Christian Slater brow on a guy most of the time…don’t know why…